ktt: Giraffe by Budi Satria Kwan

excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care

(Source: hecticglos)

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society

geek-in-a-box:

rahilugh:

40maleuk:

will give head for food

how are you gonna eat it with no head though

this is the most innocent thing i have ever seen omg.

radglare:

do you ever just sit and wonder why people like you

(Source: moved-to-jackoffrost)